Don't Bug Me!

There's a story about a prisoner who has been confined for one long year. His only entertainment was training a fly to roll over on command. The day came when he was finally released from prison. He headed directly to a bar, eager to show off his accomplishment. He proudly set his pet fly on the bar, and asked the bartender if he wanted to see an amazing trick. "Sure!" said the bartender rolling up a newspaper, "As soon as I get rid of this pesky fly."

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